init

jokeprovider/.gitignore

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+/build

jokeprovider/build.gradle

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+apply plugin: 'java'
+
+sourceCompatibility = 1.7
+targetCompatibility = 1.7
+
+dependencies {
+    compile fileTree(dir: 'libs', include: ['*.jar'])
+}

jokeprovider/src/main/java/net/headlezz/jokeprovider/JokeProvider.java

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+package net.headlezz.jokeprovider;
+
+import java.util.Random;
+
+/**
+ * Provder class for jokes
+ */
+public class JokeProvider {
+
+    Random random = new Random();
+
+    /**
+     * jokes taken from http://www.devtopics.com/best-programming-jokes/
+     */
+    String[] jokes = new String[] {
+            "Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”\nThe second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”",
+            "Eight bytes walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”\n\n“Yeah,” reply the bytes.  “Make us a double.”",
+            "Q. How did the programmer die in the shower?\nA. He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.",
+            "How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?\nNone – It’s a hardware problem",
+            "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?\nBecause Oct 31 equals Dec 25.",
+            "There are only 10 kinds of people in this world: those who know binary and those who don’t.",
+            "A programmer walks to the butcher shop and buys a kilo of meat.  An hour later he comes back upset that the butcher shortchanged him by 24 grams.",
+            "Programming is 10% science, 20% ingenuity, and 70% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.",
+            "Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.",
+            "All programmers are playwrights, and all computers are lousy actors."
+    };
+
+    public String getRandomJoke() {
+        int randomIndex = random.nextInt(jokes.length);
+        return jokes[randomIndex];
+    }
+
+}